Belariath

This week's topic is "Humor" submit your stories, poems, Art, and photography. There is a prize for entries and this doesn't have to be TLI based.

Vlad The Derailer

SB Very funny that's a lot of weaponry

Baby You're Not All That

You’re not all that
Yeah you have long hair
Nice and black
Your lips are kissable
But you’re not all that

Your body is hot
Your promises are not
Your behind is firm
You make me squirm
But Baby …
You’re still …not all that

Those pants cling tight
You shake your booty at night
I can take you or leave you
Resist you or kiss you
But Baby
You're still not all that

Your tongue is long
and part of this song
You're take-away lips
I sure do miss
But Baby
You're still not all that

We cuddle at night
One sided is right
I cover my nose
From the smell of your toes
But Baby
You're still not all that

You laugh at my fright
Whip the covers
over me tight
I smell again and struggle within
as you hold the blanket over my head
Saying 'YOU are not all that!"

Here we go. The true Laki revealed

LOL poor Laki revealed!