The Nanthalion Chronicle

Winter Edition (January 15 2007) - One Mehrial
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The Nanthalion Chronicle


Editor: Chastity DeKartan   Assistant Editor: Kendarin Bloodtear   Head Reporter:Eraelabryn  Staff Poet: Tarasque  
Advice Columnist: Ivana Cawk   Gossip: Miss Information Introducing our new patron:  Raleda{Chrys} Guest Writers:  Rowlara Keth (LOA)  
Chroniclers:  Renaya{KBT}, Caila, Saret, & Chrystine Moonspell(LOA)  ISA Clerk: Azara

 

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Interesting News....

By: Chastity`

There is a scribe amongst us!

It is said that, Tehya, the lovely bard of Emperor StormBringer's choosing, carries an official journal. I've heard rumors milling about, that she is collecting stories, news events, about the famous, as well as the imfamous. I've seen her tell a few tales of our land's past. If you see this woman, stop and listen. You'll never know what you may learn.

Has an artsian been commissioned to re-paint the inn? Upon relaxing with a cup of tea, I sat down at my favorite spot of the Inn, near the hearth.. and much to my surprise, there are murals on the walls. But, what is surprising about these *coughs* works of art, is the fact that they are of many, bright atrocious colors. I'm lead to believe that, whomever commissioned this finagling artist will be demanding the Owner's mehrils back. By the way, Don't eat the yellow snow. And, pink rivers? What is the world coming too...

Well what do we have here? Currently I've seen a posting around town from the Imperial Guard. I suppose the nonsense of the careless acts have been getting too out of hand as of late, to bring Ray`el, Commander of the Guards to come down with a more stricter policy. I for one, am ready for the changes. There had been rumors on the horizon that the inn was charred late last week, The guards have been hiring, and increased security has been seen within the Inn carousing with the enemy.

Seems the Current Reeve, Infernis, will be stepping down here shortly. He's fined several patrons, fornicated with others, made Empire dealings for the Emperor, and lead our community bravely for the passed two months. As he steps aside, who will be fighting to take his place? I have it on good authority that Lara, the femme of the last election might be devising a way to get her voice heard again, however where do her loyalites lie? Obviously not for our gracious Empire, as she has been trying to presuade influent patrons of the Empire to help Valencia take back their land. How torrid, Miss Swiftclaw, don't you know anything about being stealth?





Rowlara's Gift of Fashion...

Ahh my lovely well dressed readers and those that... Well you could use some help I'm sure! I'm so excited that this time around I get to bring you news from Valencia! Yes, I'm in lovely down valley Valencia and enjoying the new sights. The new food, the new fashion and way of dressing they have here! Nothing as exciting of course as the Race for our Reeve! But even here in Valencia it's talked about!

What? You thought it wasn't? Heres what some of the good people of Valencia had to say about the runners for Reeve!

Alley Person 1: Who? Never hear'd'a 'em!

Alley Person 2: Sure, I know who Infernis is. Been here couple times he has. Suave lookin lady! Nice tits! What? It's a man? Well, nice man tits then.

Alley Person 3: Sure, I know Greywind and Laria, that Laria, she was here a few times talking with our Viceroy. Nice girl. A bit on the outer edge if you get my meaning.

There you have it, credible people with credible things to say. By the way, they actually dress far nicer then any of us!



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Oh yes, and last night saw the grand opening of the Wyrms Nest! What is that you say? It's a new Pub of sorts opened up by one of Stormbringers own Nobles. Archaon, the very darkly handsome Drak Sen that makes my skin tingle, and not just because of that deathy aura which incidentally, prevented me from getting a good interview! But never fear! I'll have one for you soon! He was dressed smartly and the lady of fire on his arm was stunning for this event. We also saw the elusive Mayalaya dressed into her finest! ShaKa's lovely soon to be wife, Azara, the healer. Excellently attired I can tell you. The wolven Shadow Wolf, well... he was dressed. I'm not sure that thing he was wearing was fashion savvy however!

The drinking contest was a hoot! Really! You've never seen so many falling down and slurring out words like.. Take me nowsh! And the infamous Oh mah gosh! I slept with a catling?!? Anyone got any fur remover? The winner received a 675 meherial valued piece of land in Valencia! Shadow Wolf, congratulations! I'm sure you'll put it to good use farming those virgin Valencians! Really!

Great fun! The style and lay out of the Wyrms Nest is attractively rustic and a must see if you stop into Valencia! But I'm on a secret mission now to see what other shops are out there. And of course to speak with Karram. Ashenoakhoof. Anika! Oh yes, I really need to talk to all three. Along with some of the native Valencians. More to come! My fashion winner of this edition? Why that's easy! Archaon, you dashing hunk of silky scales you. Excellent choice to have a fire mage on your arm. Lovely creatures really!

Join me next addition when I say --- "Oh my god! Your wearing that!?" to an unsuspecting citizen!

~Rowlara~






Attention all Managers!!!

An extension to the powers of managers has been made. Now, when in #TLI-Town they have access to the !payout command to permit the easy buy-back of items, refunds, paying of ad-hoc workers (like some hunters, etc.) and also for paying out for successful thieving of shops.



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Attention: All Citizens! Have you a bit of ink or metaled flesh that you have pride in? Perhaps a pet or slave, adorned and delightful to your eyes? Do you wish to show her off to those who can best appreciate such things? Then Visit the Body Art's Shop Now!

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Coloring contest PRIZE UPDATE.

Win anythign from 25 mhl too 500 mhl.

CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS
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Paladin General Homunculis

Is issuing a call to arms for the chirot of nathalion. Sheara's honor demands vengeance...give me four brave souls if there are any among you.

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ATTENTION NEW PATRONS OF OUR WONDERFUL LANDS!

This RAFFLE is for you!

There has been a mithril longsword donated to the Chronicle by, Adrienna. We wish to announce the opportunity for ye new patrons of the land to win this beautifully crafted sword! The raffle will begin as soon as the edition of the Chronicle is released, each ticket will be purchased for 5 mhls. Ye may purchase any amount of tickets as ye wish, but there will be only ONE winner. The drawing will commense soon with your interest. Ye do nae need to be present to win. But the raffle will be held in Nanthalion's Town section at the Chronicle's office.

((Rules: it was requested that the player is level 3 and below; You will give me 5 mhl per ticket, and upon that time I will issue a number. Dice will be used to determine the winner so it is fair. The purchase of your raffle tickets will be done in the OOC room, to make things less complicated.))
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BREAKING NEWS!


Just off the press...
By: Various Field Reporters

Rumors flying around about a Shadow, nothing more then that. Almost laughable, the accounts given by no less then 4 females and one Male. Each telling of an attempt at rape, a few things stolen, none of worth. Strange that each one recounts almost the same, the only instants of change is the approach. Sometimes they are beckoned into an alley, under the pretense of a female begging for help. One accounts the Form merely appeared behind her, and grabbed her ass, and proceeded to dry hump her raw. After she pulled a dagger and tried to strike, he simply snapped her corset strings and gimped off into the night. The subject of much talk within the Inn, this Shadow is. One has to wonder when, or if the IG will become involved. Perhaps a job for our new Reeve?

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Servants at Unigo are canting stories about a strange visitor who apparently duped quite a few of our noble citizens. Summoning circles, powers awakened from the darkness, set out to control. The battle raged within the walls, the unknowing servants waiting, only to clean the destruction of the Hall after. Telling stories, of amalgamations of flesh, abominations, horrible to witness even in death, splattered against the marble that encases the most studious of our Great Minds. Whispers of what went on, are being told over pints of ale, within the Inn, but who would believe such tales? No one remarked who walked away, but it is known that the group who battled within the Tower did win, at least. for now.

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A group of adventurers were overheard within the Inn, speaking of the strangest of events. Having lead a group farther into Valencia, they speak of a Moriel, a clumsy one at that, who apparently drugged a group of friends, to go off in search of some mysterious item. Those who picked up a Moriel female and Male, beautiful Half breed female, and a wolven male of all things, outside the border, and brought them across, spoke quite loudly about the banged up Priestess and her apparent Mate and friend. They seemed quite interested in finding a feline who stole the prize on the way out, and gave up a few coins for words on another half breed elf as well, when and if she is spotted on the Caravan route.

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In the Inn a strange scene just the other day. Many wolven, and furred creatures, one apparently believing that a slave, was bearing the plague, apparently reminded of a time which had past, began to demand her death, so that others were not infected. A vulpine stepped up, as well as an older wolven to control such anger and rage. Demanding the younger wolven stepped down, stood down, words such as "Do you not believe that the girl isn't allowed the chance to be healed, if indeed she does carry.." Makes one just a bit nervous, to catch a head cold doesn't it? Lucky there were kind ones within the Inn that eve that secured the little one upstairs while the Wolf was subdued with words.

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The Unabashed Truth.
By: Eraelabryn

The Inn, it isn't to hard to find someone within it. Everyone at some time or another, comes within the common meeting grounds. More so, it is important to have the courage to approach those who find beverage and time inside the building. It was such a day, that this reporter, a simple Moriel, was granted a bit of time with the Emperor and his lovely Bride to be. Gracious enough they were to answer a few questions, to be shared with you, perhaps to answer those who questioned as I did, this union.

When asked what the reasons were for their upcoming marriage, Stormbringer replied quite simply "We are getting married, because I decided to keep this one." that being said, L`aquera's reaction to allow him to answer, to not speak and deny him the pleasure of being so forthcoming with his words, the action of it showing much of her devotion to him. "A collar would have ruined her spirit, and a smaller circlet seemed a good way to show her she was valued over being a casual bed mate" he finished up with saying that "talent probably played its part with the choice as well." only going to show, that even the most powerful within our realm enjoy the more carnal of things.

Of course this provoked thoughts as well. I asked Stormbringer, as he and his intended dined, what change this nuptial would hold for the common person. His answer once again showed his devotion to his realm, as he stated "The average citizen is unlikely to see any changes. L`aquera has been a counselor for some time, and will continue to over her advice, rather then make policies."

L`aquera had been rarely quiet though out these questions, politely so, letting Stormbringer answer. I directed the next question at them both. Compelled to ask, "What truth would you have known? About one another.." Their answers were refreshing, as L`aquera responded that "I do not dally with males in the concept of sexual conduct." Stating that while touch in some ways, the closeness of it, is allowed with favorites, it never broaches the line of misconduct on the part of devoted mate. It seemed from her answer, that those like our own Miss Information who press the untruth into the eyes of citizens will soon be feeling the fiery temper of our soon to be Empress. Her exact words, so I do not misquote the warning were "I'm a bitch, lets face it. I will not share what is mine. And I will begin frying down those that question my loyalty as this MI does."

Stormbringer's response was given in his own tones, commanding as they are. "I don't share my toy's well, either." It was the careful precision that he gave the words with, that made me remember them, exactly."L`aquera knows she fights her own battles, but anyone who knows me, should know what is mine, is mine alone. Should a reporter, suggest otherwise, I may have to become somewhat annoyed"

Being a simple creature as I am, I must confess that I had to question the reality of it, to be constantly in power, to be constantly observed, watched, and rumored about. My next question was for my own curiosity. "If you were granted ONE thing to change, one issue to be erased, what would it be?" Their answers are thought provoking. L`aquera said, quite eloquently," I'd change the mentality of Master to slave. What we see today is glorified. Lovers becoming slaves, the stupidity of that collar taking place as said slave feels they have more rights because they were lover first. I see it to oft and it makes my skin crawl. So far, few slaves impress me. Logolar however, whom is not yet wearing the collar, has impressed that the mentality of a slave is to take that direction and then use it to their Master or Mistress words as if they are law. And they ARE law." Beautifully said, I must say, as a Mistress in my own right.

Stormbringer's answer however left me even more curious, in that what he stated was no less then this. " "It's rather odd to have to consider the concept that there exists anything which I *can't* change, before considering what the problem that I solved would be. But one thing not easily changed is the hearts and brains of people, so I suppose I could wish for a greater proportion of intellect over brawn amongst the populace" What a concept, the ideal that intellect is needed more the powerful physique.

I thanked them both, offered my wishes of congratulations on behalf of Temple and Body Arts, as well as Newspaper. It was a rare thing to be allowed within their minds for a bit, or at least receive answers to questions I had been plagued with. However I must, state here, even at the concept of L`hunting me down, to fry me. Miss Information, there has been near solid proof given to the soon to be Empress. Just in case another article should find its way into the Chronicle's office that isn't true. Because I do not know how else to send this information to you, I do hope you read this article, and take heed. Simply because to wind up seared, over a few jabs taken, well. that isn't suited to many.

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The Tower of Unigo, that magical place, edifice to those in search of Power of a Mystic Kind. Twice now the summoning chambers within have been used to some nefarious gain. Adventurers gathered, positioned and placed for almost unexplainable rites. The tool of this "Magic" has been divided up, given to three, for safekeeping. One must ask, is this is the pursuit of private power, or perhaps, is there the good of the Empire in mind? Only the one who runs Unigo would know. And who would dare question him?

Once again the Inn damaged. Infernis, Reeve of our fair hamlet, has called for the Moriel Adrienna, and the feline DarkDreamer to pay a fine, as well as serve a day within slavery to the Inn, naked and bare for those who would use them. Death became them during such a tussle, leaving one to wonder, is it death before dishonor, or honor before death..

The shade Taranis, having left this Empire for another, a farewell party held for her, honoring her deeds, or misdeeds while within the embrace of Nath. A dark flower, we will miss, indeed, her song often sweeter then her bite, if that is possible.

Rumors of a band of theft's within our own midst. Nothing but rumors, mind you, the creation of reputation, perhaps? Overheard bits and pieces of conversations, gleaned by the gossip mongers, speak of an order of Crimson. Not strange that even the freelance pickpockets watch their own pockets from being fetched themselves!

Aden Ver, Gea, Ishtar, Kirva, the God or Goddess's which have temples within the Empire, who do you worship. Are you more mortal bound? Who besides the Emperor do you serve? Which noble has your allegiance?

The Caravans are ready! Word has it Tesan and Infernis are going to be escorting the first round of wagons towards Valencia's borders. Will this be the start of trade within the Empire's own? Or should we be prepared for another battle? Goods running between both, slaves, and merchandise of other natures to be traded, bought or sold.

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Recipes

By: Renaya{KBT}

A titillating treat to tantalize taste buds.

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Venison

INGREDIENTS:

* 2 generous helpings (2 pounds) of venison steaks
* 4 strips of bacon
* 2 cups of red wine
* 1 cup of water
* 1 teaspoon of cinnamon
* 1 teaspoon of ginger
* A pinch saffron, grounded
* A pinch of henbane (...if you want to bury Mother in the front yard after dinner)

PREPARATION:

Cut the venison and bacon into small pieces. Place them into a large pot with the remaining ingredients. Bring to a boil and simmer (for about 20 minutes). Strain the broth and thicken it with breadcrumbs for a sauce.
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The Top 13 Rejected Slogans for Ale



By: Caila

13) The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
12) Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
11) A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
10) Because You're Sober
9) Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
8) Ale: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
7) You have to fill your bladder with something.
6) Don't Make Valencia Angry. You Wouldn't Like Valencia When It's Angry.
5) We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
4) Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
3) It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
2) Easier to Spell than Whiskey
The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Ale...

1) Ale : It's how you got here.



A letter from the Editor...

Dear Patrons of Nanthalion & also citizens of Valencia...
It is with great pleasure I offer ye yet another edition of the Chronicle, but ye might be wondering why the change. We felt it was important to give each patron a voice and a reason for picking up the latest edition of the paper. It is with gratitude I introduce my current staff. They are a wonderful, hard working, and devoted group of wayward souls. Without their help, the Chronicle was in great threat of being unpublished. So please show them the same respect and encouragement as ye have shown me.
There are new pages included within each scroll. Pay close attention to the Assistant Editor's page, where ye yeself will be able to write a letter to him voicing your concerns, comments, and feedback about the paper. I also would like to make special mention of a staff member. Our own head reporter,Eraelabryn. She has gone chasing many dangerous and interesting news articles to bring to ye.
Although the paper might look a bit different, or the scroll a bit thicker, one thing has yet to remain the same. ~Our quality~ We gladly provide this service for ye, my reading audience. Thank you for picking up the latest edition of the Nanthalion Chronicle and with your patronage the orphans will have a bit more gruel in their bowls.
Your devoted Editor,

Chastity D. DeKartan

(Letters sent to Chastity)

Letters to the Editor:

Dear Editor,

First off, please allow me to congratulate you as well as the fine Nanthalion staff you've accumulated. The Chronicle hasn't been this informative ever. I find myself looking forward to every edition the office of the Chronicle puts out. Thank you for this. But, now I have a bit of a dilemma, I am not new to this land, but there are many new faces wandering about asking about this Chronicle. I've heard the rumor mills, gossiping about that you only allow certain individuals to submit articles, reports, breaking news, and gossip. Is this true? I was under the assumption that everyone in this city has a voice through the Chronicle.

I am merely concerned about these rumors, because the newer patrons of the land will take the word of the rumor mill and deny their fellow patrons the possible wonderful story they held back upon, simply because they didn't know the format in getting in touch with you. Please help.

With Regards,
Concerned Nanthalion Citizen.


Dear Nanthalion Citizen,

Thank ye so much for bringing this to my attention. I've been so busy as of late, and time has been slipping by more and more rapidly as the new seasons approach us. On behalf of my staff and myself, I would like to send ye out a heart felt thank ye. I believe my staff does nae get the praise it deserves, and I truly apperciate ye taking the time out to do such a thing for them. They hear it from me all the time, but it is nice that they also hear it from someone that isn't normally affliated with the Nanthalion Chronicle.
Ye are correct. As I took the Chronicle over, my whole plan for it was to give the average person a voice within our growing land. I feel it is rather important for everyone to feel they belong within our cities and producing even the smallest imput, gives them the power of voice. I accept anything anyone would like to bring to our Chronicle. There are even positions within our team, that is a paid position within the community.
It's rather easy to get a hold of me, I am usually within my office in town, or not far from it. I am often seen within the Inn, and meandering through the forest. Feel free to contact me or anyone of the staff members, and we will point ye in the right direction.

Sincerely,
Chastity D. De'Kartan, Editor in Chief.



Belariath's Top Fifteen:

Introducing: Raleda Evelgore


1. What are your thoughts on the way the Empire is being run?

I...wouldn't really know? I haven't seen too many outwardly government types, which is fine for me..More unguarded pockets!

2. What are your thoughts on the war with Valencia?

The war doesn't bother me in the slightest, since it hasn't really spilled over to where I live..And even if it did, that's just another opportunity!

3. How do you feel about slavery?

I...uhm...Ill have to check with my mistress and get back to you on that one.

4. What do you think of the paper?

I haven't read it yet, so its news to me!

5. If not a local, where do you come from and what brought you to settle here?

I roamed around with my tribe of cat people for a while. It got old fast. So I decided to go out on my own and explore! As for settling...well, to tell you the truth I hadn't intended on it...did I mention I have a mistress now?

6. If a local, how do you feel about all the outsiders moving in?

N/A

7. Do you think the stores in town are properly staffed with helpful employees?

I haven't been to many stores yet..But it would be nice if they had a few more employees around. Ones that don't pay attention much..

8. What is the best thing about the Empire?

Shinnies. Pretty pretty shinnies of all kinds! Gold, Jewels, Mehrils, anything that jingles!!

9. What is the worst thing about the Empire?

Unkind Masters and Mistresses. I'm so happy to have Chrystine!

10. How do you feel about the service and entertainment in the inn?

I haven't seen much entertainment at the inn that wasn't *coughs* non proprietary ... But the liquor is always good!

11. Do you prefer magic or physical means of settling conflicts?

If physical means running...then I guess that.

12. Who is your best friend?

Furie Night...Just don't tell her that! Please! My rear is sore enough without encouragement!

13. Who is your worst enemy?

I don't have any enemies..Just tricky locks!

14. How would you describe yourself in ten words or less?

Uhm....."Chronically Seduced Obsessive Compulsive Horny Kitten!"

15: Give us a character pic!
(Work in progress! Don't hold it against me!)

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