Observations Of A Pixie:
Headline News
By: Moonbeam Delight
Siren's Call
Everyone knows where to go for weapons, or armor, spells and clothes, but these are not the only treasures held at the heart of the market place. This pixie sets out to explore those various shops that are often over looked by those of the town or unknown to those just traveling here. The first stop on this pixie's exploration is what many call the Siren's Call. Now I have to stop and wonder if they have a Siren tied up somewhere? Maybe in the basement? I must find out if this rumor is true!!! I flew off to the building closest to what many call the Artisans Building... hmm the paint people have their own building?? Why can't us pixies have our own building? Trying to not get distracted by these annoying facts, I find my way into the Siren's Call and immediately am greeted by a blue feline by the name of Ariellia. Purty puddy tat! Landing on the counter, I got my shiny pencil out and began to ask the kitty all about the shop I had just found. "So, what exactly is the Siren's Call?" she told me that "The shop provides instruments from basic to custom styles. It also provides accessories such as strings, reeds and much more." Writing this all down, I nodded, "Well, is the Siren's call just for bards and entertainers?" Shaking her head, she told me "No, the Siren's call is open to any who enjoy music. From the smallest of races to the largest and class doesn't matter either." Interesting...ooo pretty things..oh wait, gotta finish questions... "So who is the manager and how long have they been?" The pretty kitty smirked at me and replied, "You are looking at the manager, though I report to Creama as she is in charge of the bazaar. As for how long I've worked here? Hmm, I do not how long to be honest, but I do know that I took over when the previous manager, Kalagoth, was beheaded."Wow...she just chopped her way into the position, thought I, but keeping on task, I wrote down this before continuing, "So after framing...I mean taking over the position from Kalagoth, how long has the store been offically open? And where is the best place to find it for those who are new to the town?" She stared at me a moment but then answered, "The Siren's Call has been open for close to 2 years and the best place to find it would be exactly where you are. In the bazaar, next to the Artisians building." There's that again...Artisians Building...not fair! "Umm right, well, how many employees do you have working currently?" She tells me only 5 but wishes for more so she can increase her sex to sales ratio! See, I am a smart pixie! Now comes the Important questions! Had to save the best for last! I look up at her and grin innocently "How do you feel about the Empire and the Emperor and the changes in business?" I think I caught her off guard with my question, but she responded quickly "I support the Empire and the Emperor in his decisions concerning the businesses in town, considering it is ultimately his decision that lets a business legally be formed within this town. I am uncertain that some of the directions that have been chosen for businesses are right for all, dispite the perhaps want for uniformity." Darn! Nothing juicy there! However, it was time to confirm the rumor about the Siren! And for those that don't know what a Siren is, think cousin to the merfolk but with feathers! Nodding, I quickly asked, "But what about the rumor of you having a Siren tied up in the basement?" She looked totally perplexed, but told me "No, there isn't a Siren tied up anywhere.""But then why is it called the "Siren's Call?" I had to be quick with this feline, even as I was eyed by her, "I'm assuming because Siren's lure the unsuspecting to their embrace with their call, and that is what music does to some, it is like a call that must be answered, one that must be followed." Darn! Where was the juicy news! Well this would conclude my interview with Ariellia, manager of the Siren's Call. Till next time!
From the Editor's Desk...
Public Etiquette
By: Chastity D. De'KartanIn recent days I've been witness to several public 'no, no's'. In which astonishes me from time to time. Whether one claiming to be a gallant Lord, or a woman, who takes no heed being a 'lady' must conduct themselves with proper behaviors in the public eye. While recently visiting the Arena; battle fields, a place where warriors and professionals alike come to spar, train, and exercise. I came across two people engaged in the throws of passion. Was he checking for something in her eye? Was she helping him pick the salad from his teeth? What I found completely shocked me. They were embraced and involved in a slew of lewd kissing. At the Arena? You ask... Yes. I say, at the Arena. The travesty is utterly shocking. The acts of romance should be detained in the art of privacy, or at the very least… On one of the table's at the Inn. If one feels they can not possibly control themselves, why can they not go some place more discreet? Or make their acts of involvement less known to those who use the Arena grounds as a training field to learn? Now of course I expect rebuttal from all those lovebirds, but keep in mind, that I, Chastity took the time to sign my actual name, and not write under some alias known as Anonymous.
Never lend a borrowed book. Be particular to return one that has been loaned to you, and accompany it with a note of thanks. Rise to one's feet as respect for an older person or dignitary. What can I say? A true gentleman tips their hat to greet a lady, opens doors, and always walks on the outside. Break bread or roll into morsels rather than eating the bread whole. Conversation is not to talk continually, but to listen and speak in our turn. Do not monopolize conversation or interrupt another speaker to finish his story for him. And as for the Gentlemen, they should be seen and not smelled. They should use but very little perfume, as too much of it is in bad taste. A young lady should be expected to shine in the art of conversation, but not too brightly. When introduced to a man, a lady should never offer her hand, merely bow politely and say, "I am happy to make your acquaintance." While courting, a gentleman caller might bring only certain gifts such as flowers, candy or a book. A woman could not offer a gentleman any present at all until he had extended one to her, and then something artistic, handmade and inexpensive was permissible. A gentleman may delicately kiss a lady's hand, the forehead, or at most, the cheek. If you are conversing with people who know less than you, do not lead the conversation where they cannot follow. A lady should never join in any rude plays that will subject her to be kissed or handled in any way by gentlemen. i.e.: If a hand reaches out to admire a breast pin, draw back and take it off for inspection.
For the love of gods… MEN CONTROL YOUR MOUTHY AND INAPPROPRIATE SLAVES! I can not, simply can't stress this enough. Recently, I was invited to a particular promotion party. I shall not name names, because that is not practicing good etiquette on my part, anyway.. The man I found need to honor has a group ling of hissy fitting, catty acting, and for lack of better word.. bitches. I've never in my entire winters in this world have seen SLAVES, yes SLAVES get away with such behaviors! Needless to say, I made myself scarce quickly after their conduct became less than savory. Do I dare say, men are far better in the slave department than women? I am not one to discriminate against my own gender, but I've never had a single problem with a male slave. They know how to treat a woman, especially a guest, a boss of a certain honored, and a FREE WOMAN!
From the Dev Team's Desk....
Attention! Attention! All of the following classes have had new changes. There are new abilities, penalities, and skills. Fire Mage Warlord Necromancer Mist Raider Paladin Heirophant Monk Cleric Warrior Mage Seductress Warrior Knight Bard Druid Healer Shaman Thief On an additional note.... The Divine Sphere will be posted soon. We at the Chronicle would like to thank the Development Team for all of their hard work and effort. Keep up the good work! Contest! Attention citizens of Nanthalion:Do you like to draw or paint? Then it's time to put your artistic talents to the test! The Chronicle is pleased to announce the first in a series of monthly contests featuring the bardics arts. Not a bard but still love to draw... fear not anyone may enter {With the expection of the Chronicles staff of course.} We'll narrow the entries down to the top 5 and give you the readers a chance to vote for your favorite, before we announce the winners. What are the prizes? 1st place: 25 mhl 2nd place: 15 mhl 3rd place: 10 mhl Reader's Favorite: 25 mhl The winner will also have their work highlighted in a future edition. The deadline to enter is August 31st. so hurry and get those pictures in. Only one entry per artist please. (All work must be original!) Happy Drawing and Best of Luck Music Lovers Attention! Saturday August 26th, at 1:00 pm Central Time, take heed! We are pleased to announce for all, Bards of the Empire and Valencia, the Nanthalion Arena will ring with the sounds of music, song, and poetry! This is to be a grand gathering of the Bardic folk and spectacular competitions will be held. The event is sanctioned by and enjoys the amazingly generous patronage of our lord and Emperor. There will be various categories to showcase your skills. Symphonic magics that enhance performance are welcomed, but their use will be factored in the judging. Same for elaborate costumes – whatever you think makes you look your best! All are welcomed to attend and enjoy but only Bards/Muses/Skalds may enter the actual competitions. Audience participation to cheer on their favorite Bard is highly encouraged! Throwing of panties is allowed, fruit and vegetables are discouraged. Best performance of a song – vocal and/or instrumental. Best storytelling performance. Best poetry-based performance. We are glad to bring to you, surprise entertainment between competitions as well. We will have arranged refreshments, tents, and flying banners to create a festive atmosphere in the Arena for the event. With the Generosity from... Mayalaya will sponsor a contest for best poem, ode, or song. In celebration of our most Noble and Wise Emperor Stormbringer. OOC: The efforts can be on any aspect of the Emperor and/or his efforts in any area ( battles, how cute his dimples are,some aspect of his history, true or false.. wiseness, or anything you can think of fit for an emperor. As long as it is in some way laudatory as one would expect of a bard/muse/skald in this territory.(See the MB for further details) The efforts should be performed at the festival if you are able to attend. Prizes: First 300 Second 200 Third 150 Fourth: 100 Winners will be announced sometime after the festival. The Imperial Slave Authority... Will be holding another auction in the month of AUGUST, the date is yet to be determined. The rules/guidelines of the previous auction is still applicable and are as follows:Those of you who wish to participate must read the following guidelines before posting your intent to participate. First, this temporary collaring will last a period of ONE WEEK the time starting from the date of purchase. This event is to allow those, who wish to have a sample of what it would be like to be enslaved, to experience being collared. At the end of the week of temporary enslavement, if the "Owner" and "slave" wish to make the collaring permanent, then they can post their OOC consents on the MB's under 'Slave Registration' and the waiting week required will be waived in lieu of the week spent in the temporary collar. ACTIVE RP must be played out during the week or the normal waiting week will be enforced (remember, Azara is always watching *grins*). ONLY ONE CHARACTER PER PLAYER WILL BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE. Recipes By: Briar RoseA titillating treat to tantalize taste buds. Strawberry Trifle 2 quarts strawberries, sliced 2 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons almond extract 2 8 ounce blocks cream cheese, softened 1 C. sour cream 2 C. powdered sugar 1 t. vanilla extract 1/4 t. almond extract 16 ounce tub whipped topping or 1 pint cream, whipped 1 large angel food or pound cake, torn into pieces PREPARATION: Set aside some berries for garnish. Mix rest with sugar and almond extract. Set aside. Mix cream cheese, sour cream, powdered sugar, vanilla and almond extract. Fold in whipped cream. In a trifle bowl: 1/2 cake, 1/2 berries, 1/2 cream cheese mixture, repeat layers. Recipes The Belariath Way... A titillating treat to tantalize taste buds. Strawberry Trifle Or in our words... Straw my berry while we tumble... 2 human fistfuls of strawberries, sliced with a kukri 2 sugar cubes, tossed by pixie 2 to 4 wings off of a fae 2 wooden spoonfuls of cream, extracted from an Ogre (to learn how, I direct you to Bryn) 1 cup of sour cream, extracted from an angry Ogre (Again, see Bryn) 2 cups of powdered sugar (Grind up nymph) 1 wooden small spoonful of imp pee Get Chastity to stick her finger into your mixture for sweetness 1 large tub of Amy's love cream, whipped 1 large pound cake (yes, make sure you pound her good) torn into pieces (kinky begins here.) PREPARATION: Mix everything together, layer, lick, grope, repeat. |
A letter from the Editor...
Dear Patrons of Nanthalion & also citizens of Valencia...It is with great pleasure I offer ye yet another edition of the Chronicle, but ye might be wondering why the change. We felt it was important to give each patron a voice and a reason for picking up the latest edition of the paper. It is with gratitude I introduce my current staff. They are a wonderful, hard working, and devoted group of wayward souls. Without their help, the Chronicle was in great threat of being unpublished. So please show them the same respect and encouragement as ye have shown me.
There are new pages included within each scroll. Pay close attention to the Assistant Editor's page, where ye yeself will be able to write a letter to him voicing your concerns, comments, and feedback about the paper. I also would like to make special mention of a new staff member. Our own head reporter, kiarana{StWi}. She has gone chasing many dangerous and interesting news articles to bring to ye.
Although the paper might look a bit different, or the scroll a bit thicker, one thing has yet to remain the same. ~Our quality~ We gladly provide this service for ye, my reading audience. Thank you for picking up the latest edition of the Nanthalion Chronicle and with your patronage the orphans will have a bit more gruel in their bowls.
Your devoted Editor,
Chastity D. DeKartan
Welcome to the Nanthalion Chronicle's advertisement section. Your Ad could be here! For a small favor (see Chastity`), we at the Chronicle will be glad to place any notices, sales, special events, or offerings ye wish to be advertised. Remember you could say it with advertisement instead of mere words alone!!
A is for a steel cage for that naughty slave
N is for all the nuts and bolts
V is for various doorknobs
I is for irresistable clerks to give you what you need
L is for many locks we have to keep your shackles locked
S is for satisfaction of all your iron needs
H is for the horniness of the owner and many hours we invest to assure he is in a good mood
O is for outstanding prices we offer
R is for the racks we fill with many wares
N is for need anything listed above and more, come to the Anvil's Horn!
(Letters sent to Chastity)
Business taking a dive for the worst? Having trouble selling your wares? Employees sneaking off to work for your opponents because you can not offer to pay the top competitive wages? Well you're in luck!Welcome to the Nanthalion Chronicle's advertisement section. Your Ad could be here! For a small favor (see Chastity`), we at the Chronicle will be glad to place any notices, sales, special events, or offerings ye wish to be advertised. Remember you could say it with advertisement instead of mere words alone!!
A is for a steel cage for that naughty slave
N is for all the nuts and bolts
V is for various doorknobs
I is for irresistable clerks to give you what you need
L is for many locks we have to keep your shackles locked
S is for satisfaction of all your iron needs
H is for the horniness of the owner and many hours we invest to assure he is in a good mood
O is for outstanding prices we offer
R is for the racks we fill with many wares
N is for need anything listed above and more, come to the Anvil's Horn!
Example of artwork, by Eraelabryn
