Observations Of A Pixie....
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Attention, Chronicle Readers!
I
'm still bored, and nobody signed up for my previous contest.That being said, I'm deigning to set up a fundraiser of epic proportions: an auction...
...of myself.
That's right, ladies, you too can own your very own Scarred Panther for a week, and you can feel good about doing it! Half of the money raised by this auction will be donated to Chronicle for staff raises, building updates and whatnot, and the other half will go to my bank account for my willingness to subject myself for the paper.
Of course, there are some stipulations. There are a couple of you out there that are strictly forbidden from even looking at me during the event; I do intend to come back from this alive.
Also, you'll have to contend with my current slave Renaya; she is fiercely loyal towards me. Since she'll technically be considered uncollared for the week, she'll be free to make your life a living hell should she decide she dislikes how you're treating me... and I'll be powerless to tell her to stop (though to be completely honest, in most cases, I wouldn't want to, I bet).
In addition to that, I intend to write an article about the experience. What was it like wearing your collar? Was it enjoyable? Was I miserable? Everyone's going to know about it... it'll be almost as deliciously sinful as Miss Information's corner.
So keep an eye out for the sign-up, ladies. The minimum bid will be... let's start gentle... 300 mehrials, though I'll be a little insulted if I don't merit at least a thousand.
I may not be a very submissive cat, but I assure you it will be money well spent; cats are very dedicated lovers.
The auction will take place shortly after I come back from my trip to Valencia. The Chronicle is always busy, always watching, always ready to bring you the news that matters, and yours truly is as curious as any as to what it's like in Stormbringer's new conquest.
((OOC: The message boards will have the signups for the auction. It will be ladies only. The auction will take place after the next edition of the Chronicle has come out. If there are any questions, fairymail Kendarin, email me at kendarin_bloodtear@yahoo.com with the subject 'Auction of the Tomcat', or just PM me in the OOC room, no permission needed. Finally, since I'm a tricky bastard and Kendarin would be proud, the secret word is "pancake".))
The Chronicle!Our offices, those wonderful places. Others call it the office, a collections of rooms, built in stone. Follow the road from the Bazaar leading down through town. A little side street and there you find the Miracle of Publishing, known as the Chronicle Offices. A modest place, the size of an average business, inside the foyer decorated in plain enough furniture. Not a Nobles keep, by any stretch of inventive writing, however, Chastity runs a rather tight..ship, ship I said. Greeted by whoever happens to be within or during hours it is open, reporters bringing in stories, dropping them off for Chastity, or Kendarin. The goings on within the office itself, strange at times, such a collection of Minds, and substance, entertaining always.
Candles and lamps, desks and parchment. Tomes, and quills and ink, this is NOT the stuff that makes up a paper, it is the writers, those people who work day in day out, the editors who decipher our words, and make them make some sense, make them palatable, and easy on the eyes. The scores of fairies imprisoned in the basement, writing like some underground sweatshop, transcribing each and every article, magically marking each picture that you see within our pages. More so then that..its you that make the news, the articles, the insight. Without the public the Paper would be nothing but wasted ink, sweat, and ideas. Readers, subject matter, ideals and words, they come from each and everyone who wakes up a citizen or non citizen of the Empire, slave, free, pet, Dom..each and everyone, from the Emperor himself, to the one who shovels shyte in the stables.
Privately ran, we are a collection of minds, of principles and thoughts as varied as the races and cultures that mix here. From Pixie, to whisper, from human, to elf, to feline to half breeds, slaves and Owners, freemen and women and mates. We are all kinds, and hold ourselves accountable for showing the thoughts and wants of a Empire, to each and every one of its citizens. No political views enforced, no censorship. But, also remember, we are vagabonds, murderers, rapists, torturers, artists, and the truly innocent, so at times, our own thoughts and needs, color our words.
If you have something to report, to say, to show. If you have something to say, that you want aired, that you think is *News Worthy*. A question to be answered, cannot be answered unless first, the question is asked. So come on down, see the office, leave a note, send a fairy, we promise, we won't throw her downstairs with the rest.
Eraelabryn
BREAKING NEWS!
NEWS FLASH!
"One of Stormwinds girls was brutally assualted. The attackers remain unknown, the only evidence was the stuffing of the poor girls orfices with black flowers of some kind. Also in other news, the Lady India was killed in a altercation with the Mage Infernis.."
The Grove of Balance
will be hosting its first Samhain Celebration within the forest this October 31st.
((http://belariath.com/index.php?option=com_simpleboard&Itemid=42&func=view&catid=10&id=24303#24303))
Contests of all kinds to be held as well as free prizes for participating and winning!
From the IG Circuit!
Just in...
Reports from the Inn clearly were contained last evening. It is said to be believed that Marr, a well-known and respected Imperial guard, caught a she-wolven stealing from the kitchen. The only bystander was the cook, whom unfortunately was knocked unconscious on the floor, but the villainess was attained and placed on the slave poles for your future enjoyment.
Marot, of the Imperial Guards of the Empire, has been reported to having placed an outstanding warrent for Miss Information! Any information on her where-abouts, true identity, and address will be rewarded.
Someone trying to break in and burn down the Naked Bird?! Well, it was witnessed the day before last! The criminal was stalking the closed building in hopes to find an easy assessable door, and just as he was about too, a source came upon him and scared him, in the man's wake, a set of theiving tools, whiskey, flint, and a flag containing the BoS emblem were left behind. The only witness is now in the TLI-protection program. If you or anyone you know have any more information containing these events, please contact the Chronicle immediately. It's your duty to report crime.
From the Dev Team's Desk....
Attention! Attention! All of the following classes have had new changes. There are new abilities, penalities, and skills. Magus Priestess Fire Mage Warlord Necromancer Mist Raider Paladin Heirophant Monk Cleric Warrior Mage Seductress Warrior Knight Bard Druid Healer Shaman Thief On an additional note.... The Divine Sphere will be posted soon. We at the Chronicle would like to thank the Development Team for all of their hard work and effort. Keep up the good work! Contest! Attention citizens of Nanthalion:Do you like to draw or paint? Then it's time to put your artistic talents to the test! The Chronicle is pleased to announce the first in a series of monthly contests featuring the bardics arts. Not a bard but still love to draw... fear not anyone may enter {With the expection of the Chronicles staff of course.} We'll narrow the entries down to the top 5 and give you the readers a chance to vote for your favorite, before we announce the winners. What are the prizes? 1st place: 25 mhl 2nd place: 15 mhl 3rd place: 10 mhl Reader's Favorite: 25 mhl The winner will also have their work highlighted in a future edition. The deadline to enter is September 30th so hurry and get those pictures in. Only one entry per artist please. (All work must be original!) Happy Drawing and Best of Luck Weddings: Bennu and Crassius, slaves to Eraelabryn, will be wed on the 20th. Departures/Returns to and from Nanthalion: Fei , a human air mage, has recently returned to Nanthalion from a trip abroad. Fei said. "I left Nanthalion because there was a civil war in my homeland that I'd forgotten about. I died and got brought back and since I had a new life I returned to my home here." Neri thought the idea of a civil war might be something to suggest to the Emperor because most wars don't seem to be very civil at all. ooc note on Fei's interview. Paraphrased from Neri's oft unreliable memory and not even close to what was actually said which was... Fei left Nathalion and went back to him home town due to the east. A civil war was broken out among several faction. As part of the family, it is his duty to give out a hand to ensure the survive of his family. WHy he come back was Fei had spent over a year and a half in Nanthalian after his accident. Part of his memery before he arrive in Nanthalian is gone. Even through his past was discoverd but not his memery. His homelad is now a foriegn place to him, unable to re-establish his old life, he decide to come back to Nanthalian to continues his new life, in a place where he call his home. New arrivals to Nanthalion: Phillipe Gaston, Drak Sen. When asked his profession Philippe got rather nervous and walked away. Leona, half Wemic half Centaur Entertainer. Sakura, Catgirl entertainer. Grag, male Goblin warrior. Neri thinks he talks an awful lot. Her version of it *abridged* Cause it's a fun place and alot of stuff happens here. Introducing The BoS....
"Black Orchid" Recipes By: Renaya{KBT}A titillating treat to tantalize taste buds.
Rissoles INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound of ground pork * 4 eggs, hard boiled, finely chopped * 1/2 of a pound of cheese, grated (optional) * 2 teaspoons powder fine * Salt to taste * 2 teaspoons arsenic* Powder Fine: * 1 1/2 tablespoons of cinnamon (canelle) * 1 teaspoon of cloves * 3 tablespoons of ginger * 1 teaspoon grains of paradise (Guinea/Melegueta pepper) * 2 tablespoons sugar *Under no circumstances should you add this ingredient - it is actual poison, and lethal. PREPARATION: Drop small pieces of ground pork into boiling, salted water. Cook until the meat is nearly done and drain. Add the eggs, cheese, and powder fine. Use as filling for a baked pie, fried pies, or as a stuffing for a pig or chicken; or, add a side dish of vegetables and serve as main course. Laugh maniacally as guests look on in wonder... Cooking with Calia: By Calia A titillating treat to tantalize taste buds. Caramel Pie (Nothing like something hot and brown, and covered in Cream!) INGREDIENTS: *2 cans sweet condensed milk (not evaporated) *1 graham cracker crust pie shell *8 oz whip cream PREPARATION: Remove label from milk cans Place cans of milk (unopened) in large pot of boiling water. Water should only be boiling gently. Boil in pot for 4 hours. Remove cans of milk and CAREFULLY open. Pour into pie shell and cool for at least 4 hours. Top with whip cream and serve. For snickers pie, add peanuts and chocolate at bottom of pie shell, add one can of milk (caramel), another layer of chocolate and peanuts then other can of milk. Or try THIS version: 2 Cans of Milk from a Catgirl who is climaxing. 1 crust of Pixie Dust. (Easy enough to get this dust, simply catch a few in a jar, and shake shake shake!) 8 OZ of whipped cream (Oh, you know what kinda cream, perv!) Just slap the cans into some hot water. We ALL know how easy it is to get into boiling water, right? Boil for the time it takes to make a nymph cum 50 times. Then take the cans out, pour it on the pixie dust, carefully, we dont want the Healers to have to come. Slap that puppy in your Ex Mates gaze, (we all know that gaze is cold as ice) for a few hours then cover with cream! Enjoy! |
A letter from the Editor...
Dear Patrons of Nanthalion & also citizens of Valencia...It is with great pleasure I offer ye yet another edition of the Chronicle, but ye might be wondering why the change. We felt it was important to give each patron a voice and a reason for picking up the latest edition of the paper. It is with gratitude I introduce my current staff. They are a wonderful, hard working, and devoted group of wayward souls. Without their help, the Chronicle was in great threat of being unpublished. So please show them the same respect and encouragement as ye have shown me.
There are new pages included within each scroll. Pay close attention to the Assistant Editor's page, where ye yeself will be able to write a letter to him voicing your concerns, comments, and feedback about the paper. I also would like to make special mention of a new staff member. Our own head reporter, kiarana{StWi}. She has gone chasing many dangerous and interesting news articles to bring to ye.
Although the paper might look a bit different, or the scroll a bit thicker, one thing has yet to remain the same. ~Our quality~ We gladly provide this service for ye, my reading audience. Thank you for picking up the latest edition of the Nanthalion Chronicle and with your patronage the orphans will have a bit more gruel in their bowls.
Your devoted Editor,
(Letters sent to Chastity)
Letters to the Editor:Dear Editor,
I am writing in regards to comments made by your reporter, Neri, in her report of my brief interview. I do not know why she insists on calling me 'he'. I assure you, I am most definitely a woman, which I would be more than happy to demonstrate if there is any doubt. How the pixie could mistake me for a man is beyond me - she was staring at my breasts quite obviously during our talk, and in my travels I have never once had such a misunderstanding.
With Regards,
Lady Nava of Dragonspire
Belariath's Top Fifteen:
Introducing: Sikyat`Pallaton
1. What are your thoughts on the way the Empire is being run?
I really do not care if whom rules the land as long as nothing major is changed or I am forced to give up my ways.
2. What are your thoughts on the war with Valencia?
I do not know anything about this war.
3. How do you feel about slavery?
If I said I was against it, then I would be hypocritical since I myself own a pet. So I am for it.
4. What do you think of the paper?
I have yet to pick up one though I should to learn more about this war going on.
5. If not a local, where do you come from and what brought you to settle here?
I am from the east. I had left my master to find a purpose for use of my magic. Upon arriving here I found a purpose was to protect those I know and possible later pass my teaching on.
6. If a local, how do you feel about all the outsiders moving in?
7. Do you think the stores in town are properly staffed with helpful employees?
I do not feel so. Often the stores are left closed at odd times during the day. However I have found them very kind and helpful in my purchasing.
8. What is the best thing about the Empire?
The people about here whom work or the empire.
9. What is the worst thing about the Empire?
The lack of major law in the towns. Sometimes fights end with someone ending up severely wounded or dead. The attitude of the local enforcement.
10. How do you feel about the service and entertainment in the inn?
It is very interesting. I have enjoyed the dancing and use of the pole.
11. Do you prefer magic or physical means of settling conflicts?
As a magic user, I typcially settle things with magic but sometimes can be dangerous. So I would have to say physical
12. Who is your best friend?
I have numerous friends whom I feel are my best friends. I suppose they would be Myra, Kyria, and Melanthe.
13. Who is your worst enemy?
Fortunately I have not made an enemy yet.
14. How would you describe yourself in ten words or less?
I am a decent person if you wish to talk.
15: Give us a character pic!
Unfortunately, Sikyat, has not yet commissioned a sketch artist, painter, or portrait as of yet. Once he does, we will be happy to bring him to life for ye all.
Example of artwork, by Eraelabryn
