Thinking of Electing, Infernis??
BREAKING NEWS!
Attention, Chronicle Readers! A new Reeve position has been issued!
And, the candidates are...Infernis
GreyWind
Vladimir
Laria Swifclaw
We at the Chronicle wish to extend a hand of honor to ye four, fine patrons. It is indeed a great chance for our community to grow and further prosper.
~The Staff of The Nanthalion Chronicle and Valencian Tribune~
Introducting Infernis as Candidate for Reeve....
First off, I'd just like to thank the powers that Be for this opportunity to give back to the Empire that has so graciously given so much to me.With that said, this position isn't so much about trust as it is about expectations. Now, only a fool would trust someone they didn't know and most of you don't really know me. But, you do know what you can expect from me. That being my attempt to my absolute best to do the best job that I can. Why? Because the perks are bound to be 'grand'. And to keep this job, I have to provide what 'you' want.
You see, I've always believed that it is the 'people' that define this town. And its people are its greatest resource. With that in mind, it's my intention to put forth a deluge of plans to make the most of this resource. To funnel its energies in such ways that it is no longer squandered in meaningless feuding and wasteful conflicts. No, the great peoples of this town shall be given new direction, paths shown and guided along. Ingenuity and intelligence will be rewarded handsomely, the smarter man will prosper and grow in this town.
What does this mean, you ask. Well, those with ideas will be listened to, those with complaints will be 'heard' and administered to, as well. Do you think something should be run differently? Why? How would you do it differently? Can you show me how it could be done quicker, easier, more efficient? Such men and women are the heart of our power and I will make the most of them, rewarding with coin, prestige and influence. But, only if you have the heart of a lion and have the ability to speak up. And, of course, if I get elected. The idea is, I surround myself with people who know what the 'hell' that they're doing. Even if I don't know, personally, what you need done about a particular problem, I bet I can find someone close at hand who does.
What is it you would like to see? More use of the Arena? More trade? Perhaps more Imperial Guard patrols? These things I can do, and more, very much more. Too often, our town falls under attack by creatures powerful and deadly, and all too often our guards are too few in number. My opponents are fairly experienced, but how many dragons have they faced? How many beasts have they challenged when the creatures came calling?
Valencia now sits within the Empire and stands ready to join our ranks, with trade caravans moving out to begin bringing its wealth back to Nanthalion. And I stand able to best coax this along, positioned as I am within that newly conquered realm. Can the others say the same? I am not condemning them for their lack of influence in such things, or their lack of political savvy, understand. I am merely highlighting what is there.
They say that politicians, those who seek such positions are inevitably crooks. I agree. However, I intend to be the best gods-be-damned crook out there for 'you'. Because, hey, if I don't? You vote me out in two months. So, I best do as much good as I can, when I can, right? And who in this entire grand town can you see doing a better job for his own selfish reasons than myself?
I came to Nanthalion three years ago, quickly found a job working at the General Store, then at the Temple. Eventually became head of the Dark Temple before it was merged with the others. Resigned to become a slaver and learn that craft. From there, he's learned the arts of flesh modification and now runs the Body Arts shop.
An accomplished Warrior Mage, he owns three slaves, his most prized possessions. He also owns a Tower, Spire Argentus in the deep woods east of the Town.
He has fought and helped put down one rampaging dragon, several elementals, the undead, and goblin hordes. He helped engineer the fall of Valencia and now works to begin trade between the two realms.
For details about his life before Nanthalion, CLICK HERE.
Priorities:
2) The establishment and recruiting of additional Imperial Guard troops for additional protection against attacks by wild creatures.
3) A focusing on the Arena and the money that can be made therein. A focusing on games, both physical and sexual, that can be used to coax money from the crowd in return for greater fun for all.
4) The capture and punishment of the 'Slave Slayer'. Such menaces cannot be allowed to roam free and unchecked.
5) A concentration on Unigo and the potential wealth to be had from greater exploitation of their magical resources after determining the safest and most efficient way of producing new items.
6) The creation of a perimeter wall and/or towers in case of attack.
7) An overall examination of the various shops and businesses to better determine which ones are not contributing as they can and should. From there, a determination as to what and who can best produce the most from these shops with a priority on efficiency and ingenuity.
By now, you need not have me tell you why I am having these messages sent about and posted openly...There is a vote to be had, a decision made by the people of this town, to decide who will best provide what they need and desire.
And that is, really, what this is about. Desires and Needs, and the one best able to provide those...
Thus, below, you will find a listing of these things that I will see done, should I succeed in winning your confidence...By listing these, I will demonstrate that out of those striving for this position, only I have any real plans for my service...
1) The immediate establishment of new trade caravans to the newly annexed realm of Valencia. This will require the hiring of caravan guards to ensure their safety. Thus, putting more money into your pockets and offering up new and exotic goods from that land.
2) The immediate hiring of more Imperial Guard. There has been a recent crime wave, more and more thieves are brazenly stealing from the shops themselves. Should I be chosen, I will strongly encourage that the Guard be bolstered with more than a few non-military types hired who's singular purpose will be to police the business district and cut back on theft losses.
3) A return to the glories of the Arena. It has fallen into disrepair and disuse. I will see that changed by 'personally' hiring capable men and women to go forth and capture wild creatures in the wilderness. These beasts will be returned to the Arena and put to proper use in a series of Games where our best and brightest can show off their skills to the crowd. Also, a series of Sexual Games as well for both slave and free for the enjoyment of all.
4) A focusing on the Slave Slayer. This miscreant has escaped justice until now, but such men should never be allowed to flaunt our laws. New resources will be allocated to the Guard to ensure that he is captured, tried and executed publicly to ensure that no one will ever doubt the reach of the Empire's arm.
5) A closer working relationship with Unigo itself. As a Warrior Mage, I have no grand use for the Tower, but many of you 'do' and its Headmaster, Halfmoon will be given what he needs to further Unigo's rebirth into the new era. With the furthering of magical trade with Valencia, there is no telling what can bloom from this union of mutual gain.
6) Lastly, another defensive measure, a defensive wall, a Perimeter will be constructed around the town itself. Whether it be a series of small watchtowers, or a wall itself, we have allowed ourselves to become lax and complacent and as a result, we have been overrun by goblins, undead and other beasties from the swamps nearby. I will see an end to that immediately. This will require a further hiring of workers, both magical and physical, to construct the fortifications and then to man them afterward. Resulting, again, in more money for those of you who are hired.
As you can see from the above, I have many plans for the tasks ahead of us. There is much work to be done, much money to be made, much 'fun' to be enjoyed.
New trade, new Games, new jobs, more money and safer homes and work places. Is this 'all' that you can expect from me? No, of course not.
This is only the beginning.
~*~ To see Rowlara's interview with Infernis, please refer to the Editorial section of the Chronicle. ~*~
Festival of Gaea a complete Success!
Screams of bliss was ushering through the many cages, especially one. "I have no intention of having s-e-x!" came from one lone cage, where an abomination was kept. Little did she know, she would have the time of her life.
One of my first visions was of an Ursakar. The large physique chimed for attention as one of the lasses, Michelle LaRoche, worked her seducing hands over the shaft of his tail. I will tell ye, that wasn't a sight for the easily nauseated. I was intent on asking him a few questions, but before I was able to get a proper hello in, I heard.. " How bout you get me the hell out of these chains female?" Much to my dismay, I replied as if the bull didn't know common tongue. "How about ye behave and let me ask ye a question, male? How are ye being treated in here?" She gestured to his loin cloth and smiled "The color suits ye."
"Treated? I was brought here under false pretenses from the Temple of Ishtar on an apparent mission of mercy, then drugged and knocked out and I awoke in these chains" So of course I smiled and took note of his real response, as the lovely Somali came up behind him along with Michelle, "So ye are having a good time then."
Meanwhile, that little imp of a beast thing was graining on my last nerve! Syll, just would nae shut up! So I had to meander on over to ask her a few questions, I couldn't quite make out what she wanted, so I tried to pay close heed to her creature-monster-mouthed words. "What do you want? Get me out of here!" she shrieked. "Now calm yeself, before ye find a muzzle on ye list as well. Now.. have ye eaten? Also do ye do tricks?" I wasn't sure of what Syll exactly was, but hopefully it was something that rode an unicycle or danced on a barrel. I was so excited, as excited as all these beasts!
During my interviews, Armond was tending to his pet, or what I assumed as his, they were quiet for the most part, so I did nae wish to disturb them. And, just as I was about to smile, because you know I am very jovial to patrons, Syll began blabbering once again! "NO!" she snarled, baring rows of sharp pointy teeth. "I'm not an animal! I am Syll! Mistress of Disaster and goblin witch queen!" Boy was I impressed, -not-!
"So tell me, how will ye be used in this zoo? Will ye be bent over the cage? Hung upside down? Have a ring gag in your mouth to service those passing by?" "I'm not for s-e-xin'! And I can't be treated like this! I want out! Do you hear me! I'll bring my goblin hordes to level this place!" "Well I am nae asking ye for sexin, but I assure ye.. I heard on the quiet, that ye and that bull were going to be the half time show.... something about ye riding his manhood and if it didn't fit, they were going to get some vices and open ye nice and up for the stuffin."
Well she was certainly a different sort of petting zoo, pet. I thought that would be quite interesting to watch, to say the least. So as promised the little imp, I would write about how much she was enjoying herself and what a splendid time she was having, and thusly I am! She did and had a lot of fun, Thank you High Priestess Jolienna for your wonderful event, we will be looking forward to Samhain each year!
NEWS FLASH! Costumed Patrons didn't go unseen...
Grand Prize:
Armond and Dalriada
for being a dazzling Mistress and slave Tribewoman and ogre pair.
Second Place:
Tawny
for being a beautiful butterfly
Third Place:
Atis Dai
for being a most handsome nobleman.
From the Candidate: GreyWind Darkholm....
Lords and Ladies!
A Challenge By: Eraelabryn As I write this, I am compelled to beseech you to make me a liar. Sitting in the Inn, the course of conversation about the new Reeve election has been astonishing, even to me. Hearing bits and pieces of conversations, those who say..very clearly.."It's rigged, it's a position of a puppet, I personally do not care, it will not affect me..in the slightest which ever bastard or bitch wins." It stunned me, yes, stunned, because to hear, someone professing they believe a position, where change will occur and power will be had is a position that will NOT affect the common man, seems more then ludicrous. Make me a liar, come out in droves, and vote for the one who doesn't leave the WORST taste in your mouth. I will not speak of candidates, my thoughts, who I back, is well known. I have professed it enough, and explained my reasons for it. This article, this..writing, is not to incite you, to back my choice, but in fact, to back A choice, any choice. If you don't exercise that ability to place someone in that office, a puppet will over take it, and then, we will have no say so, in those matters which will affect us. Read their letters, become aware, make sure you know what it at face value, and what is underneath their smiles. Ask questions, make deals. this is Nath, the vilest of deeds are done dirt cheap, so to speak. Bribes, bargains, deals with the very wicked, those things make our world go around. Yes, even with a Reeve in place, this is still an Empire, but, I don't know about you, but I realize that even the littlest maggot one day will grow up to be a fly. And a little power, gives a person who hasn't held it, the belief he can do *anything*. If it was a position of a mere pawn, would the ones who hold power, come out to back One, and One alone? No. It is realized that there is power within the Title, and more so, power because when this Person takes office. OUR votes placed them there. So we, in turn cannot complain, we selected, we chose. To not select, to not chose is to allow your neighbor to make up your mind, to trust your enemy with making a drink for you. Do you trust him THAT much? I don't. So once more, I bid you, Make me a liar, if you believe the election doesn't matter, come and vote anyways, if it won't affect you, in your eyes, VOTE anyways. If indeed, it is rigged, time will tell. If it is, if it's a puppet, a pawn, I will be indeed a liar, BUT if the person elected in, ends up changing things that affect you, your life..then who is the liar then? Make them WORK for your votes, but, do vote. Make them sweat, and really promise the moon; after all...they have to HOLD the position, don't they? Community Calendar: Weddings: None have been reported this time, however there has been an engagement announcement! L`aquera has accepted the proposal of marriage, to Lord StormBringer, Emperor or our Land. Congratulations! Departures/Returns to and from Nanthalion: None reported as of yet. New arrivals to Nanthalion: There are many new arrivals within our lands. Welcome all! Introducing The BoS....
"Black Orchid" Recipes By: Renaya{KBT}A titillating treat to tantalize taste buds.
Chocolate Mint Meringue Cheesecake INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup of chocolate wafer crumbs * 2 tablespoons of granulated sugar * 3 tablespoons of butter or margarine, melted * 4 pints (which is 3 8-ounce packages) of cream cheese, softened * 2/3 cup of granulated sugar * 3 large eggs * 1 cup of mint chocolate chips * 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract * 3 large egg whites * 1 (7-ounce) jar of marshmallow creme * 1 generous sprinkle of Monk's Hood (if you want to bury your friends in the back yard after dinner) PREPARATION: 1. Combine the chocolate wafer crumbs, 2 tablesoons of sugar, and the melted butter. Press onto the bottom of a baking pan (9-inch pan). Bake at your hearth. (350°F (175°C) for 10 minutes) 2. In a bowl, combine the softened cream cheese and 2/3 cup sugar, mixing as best as you can (or at medium speed with an electric mixer) until well blended. Add the eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Blend in the mint chocolate chips and vanilla; pour over the crust. 3. Bake at your hearth (350°F (175°C) for 50 minutes) until nicely finished. Loosen the cake from the rim of the pan; cool before removing from the pan. Place on a bound duessa (in other words, chill). 4. Beat the egg whites until soft peaks form. Gradually add marshmallow creme, beating until they starkly resemble little puffy white nipples. Carefully spread over the top of the cheesecake to the edges. Bake at your hearth (450°F (230°C) for 3 to 4 minutes) until lightly browned. Sprinkle the Monk's Hood on top for a brand-new cemetery in your back yard. *Under no circumstances should you add this ingredient - it is actual poison, and lethal. Cooking with Calia: By Calia A titillating treat to tantalize taste buds. Delicate Delight! INGREDIENTS: * 1/3 cup butter or margarine, softened * 1/3 cup shortening (or margarine) * 3/4 cup sugar * 1 teaspoon baking powder * pinch salt * 1 egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 small bowl of whipped cream, hand beaten until peaks of fuffly are born. 1 small bowl of creamed cheese, be careful, or one will be forced to use Whey..disgusting prospect. Seasonal fruits, washed, cored, cleaned, sliced. Cream together, the butter, shortening, and sugar. Slowly add in the baking powder, the salt and the egg. Whip until creamy, then add in the egg, vanilla, and flour. Once well mixed, pat the batter into a pizza pan, (spray with cooking spray first, the pan, not the cookie dough) Bake in a 350 degree oven until light brown, about 10-15 mins. Once it has cooled, spread the mixture of cream cheese, and whipped cream upon it, as if topping a pizza, then arrange the fruit slices. (Little note, if you dip the fruit in lemon juice before hand, it will not brown as quickly) Serve cut into slices. NOW! One roll sugar cookie dough, baked on pizza tin. Follow the instructions. One deli tray of fresh fruits. One tub coolwhip One block cream cheese. Mix the whipped cream and cream cheese together, spread on the cookie dough, cooked as per instructions, then arrange the fruit on it. Done. |
A letter from the Editor...
Dear Patrons of Nanthalion & also citizens of Valencia...It is with great pleasure I offer ye yet another edition of the Chronicle, but ye might be wondering why the change. We felt it was important to give each patron a voice and a reason for picking up the latest edition of the paper. It is with gratitude I introduce my current staff. They are a wonderful, hard working, and devoted group of wayward souls. Without their help, the Chronicle was in great threat of being unpublished. So please show them the same respect and encouragement as ye have shown me.
There are new pages included within each scroll. Pay close attention to the Assistant Editor's page, where ye yeself will be able to write a letter to him voicing your concerns, comments, and feedback about the paper. I also would like to make special mention of a new staff member. Our own head reporter, kiarana{StWi}. She has gone chasing many dangerous and interesting news articles to bring to ye.
Although the paper might look a bit different, or the scroll a bit thicker, one thing has yet to remain the same. ~Our quality~ We gladly provide this service for ye, my reading audience. Thank you for picking up the latest edition of the Nanthalion Chronicle and with your patronage the orphans will have a bit more gruel in their bowls.
Your devoted Editor,
(Letters sent to Chastity)
Letters to the Editor:Dear Editor,
I am writing in regards to comments made by your reporter, Neri, in her report of my brief interview. I do not know why she insists on calling me 'he'. I assure you, I am most definitely a woman, which I would be more than happy to demonstrate if there is any doubt. How the pixie could mistake me for a man is beyond me - she was staring at my breasts quite obviously during our talk, and in my travels I have never once had such a misunderstanding.
With Regards,
Lady Nava of Dragonspire
Belariath's Top Fifteen:
Introducing: Sikyat`Pallaton
1. What are your thoughts on the way the Empire is being run?
I really do not care if whom rules the land as long as nothing major is changed or I am forced to give up my ways.
2. What are your thoughts on the war with Valencia?
I do not know anything about this war.
3. How do you feel about slavery?
If I said I was against it, then I would be hypocritical since I myself own a pet. So I am for it.
4. What do you think of the paper?
I have yet to pick up one though I should to learn more about this war going on.
5. If not a local, where do you come from and what brought you to settle here?
I am from the east. I had left my master to find a purpose for use of my magic. Upon arriving here I found a purpose was to protect those I know and possible later pass my teaching on.
6. If a local, how do you feel about all the outsiders moving in?
7. Do you think the stores in town are properly staffed with helpful employees?
I do not feel so. Often the stores are left closed at odd times during the day. However I have found them very kind and helpful in my purchasing.
8. What is the best thing about the Empire?
The people about here whom work or the empire.
9. What is the worst thing about the Empire?
The lack of major law in the towns. Sometimes fights end with someone ending up severely wounded or dead. The attitude of the local enforcement.
10. How do you feel about the service and entertainment in the inn?
It is very interesting. I have enjoyed the dancing and use of the pole.
11. Do you prefer magic or physical means of settling conflicts?
As a magic user, I typcially settle things with magic but sometimes can be dangerous. So I would have to say physical
12. Who is your best friend?
I have numerous friends whom I feel are my best friends. I suppose they would be Myra, Kyria, and Melanthe.
13. Who is your worst enemy?
Fortunately I have not made an enemy yet.
14. How would you describe yourself in ten words or less?
I am a decent person if you wish to talk.
15: Give us a character pic!
Unfortunately, Sikyat, has not yet commissioned a sketch artist, painter, or portrait as of yet. Once he does, we will be happy to bring him to life for ye all.
Example of artwork, by Eraelabryn