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Rumor has it!



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Rumour Has it!

Morrigan Steel, long held as a paragon of virtue is set to wed again. Long has she reigned as an almost insurmountable fortress of feminine pulchritude, called the Iron Maiden, or Iron Pants depending on whether speaking to an admirer or a detractor? Yet She is set to wed her Valet. I suppose if anyone knows how to get into her breeches it would be her Valet!

Beware good citizens! This reporter has it on good authority the land Rush migration to Valencia is a trap! Designed to lure the unwary, the foolish or the greedy! By accepting a few paltry acres, one is expected to endure a life of servitude, forever abandoning the homeland! By accepting the land, all hope is lost, for you must then till the Dictator's fields, tend the beasts and become a slave to the Shops and businesses there; no longer will you live under a benevolent rule. A lame attempt to replace the villagers slaughtered during the war. Reeve injustice! Another yoke fastened about the throats of our beloved citizens! A Reeve, the candidate's swindlers and thieves seeking power for themselves at the cost of our freedom! A grave injustice is being perpetrated against us! First the scalawag Infernis, who next I ask? Are the Most High's coffers so full he can afford to be swindled? Nay, I say! I call for a Boycott of the elections! Are we chattel, foolish enough to place the rope about our own throat?

A narrow escape! Fear not my loyal readers, your favorite reporter once more has escaped the traps set for her, unfortunately her courier has been captured, that loyal fellow went to his grave after enduring hideous abuse, yet did not betray me. After hiding out in caves for the last fortnight, again I venture forth that you may know that which the Nobles would hide from you. The Imperial Guards have set their trap unsuccessfully, as I am still free. Will take more than an Elfling to catch a vixen.

Rumor has it that the former General of the Armies of the Empire, Krom himself, has not, in fact, gone back to Heldar. It has been thought that perhaps the latest of those close to the former General has in fact sent him off...had him shuffle off the mortal coil of sorts. She has bought herself a new series of places, moved herself out of the castle Stromgald altogether, and has in essence cut all ties to him. Perhaps the new places she owns ties to him. Perhaps the new places she owns has a specific purpose...putting the body of the late General in the ground there, where no one goes? Or is the elf hiding something even more sinister in the corners of the Imperial realm? MIA? Or KIA?


That's the Rumor!

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