Dear Miss Ivana Cawk

Dear Miss Ivana Cawk,
I am a female, in her mid twenties, and I am looking for a suitable person for...well, let's just say I want a good mindless fucking, without any strings attached. Can you recommend a way for me to get what I want...without having to worry about the messy strings?

Signed,
Horney and Desperate

Dear Horney and Desperate

Best advice? Go strap yourself into the stocks or the poles in the Inn...and, people will just use you, and leave you...which is what you are after, right? Or take on the role of inn slave...without the markings. Either way will get you the sex you crave. Great big hugs,
Ivana
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Dear Ivana,
Due to the problems with the various temples and races right now, I have a question that is of some...importance. I am a follower of Gaea...but the people I desire most are followers of Kirva...yes, the dark elves. How do I balance my love for Gaea and my love for the dark-skinned elves?

Frazzled in the Forest

Dear Frazzled,

The dark-skinned ate indeed delightful, are they not? Perhaps you just need to find someone who is not as...devoted to their goddess as you are...and just grab them? They may fight, but sometimes the worst enemies can make for some incredible sex. Give it a try...after all; what do you have to lose?

Ivana

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Dearest Ivana,
There are some of the people in my workplace that think of nothing but sex...and while I enjoy it occasionally, I am more than just a recepicle for their lusts. How do I tell them no, without getting fired...or worse...fried?

Working Girl

Dear Working Girl,

I love your title, by the way. The best way to avoid such things is just...not show up to work when you don't feel in the mood to get stretched and filled. After all...not everyone is all about sex...but then again...most here are. Hell...send them my way...I'll take a few of them off your hands. *wink*

Good luck!
Ivana

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Dear I.C.,

With the Reeve elections coming, I want to try and bag one of them for my play toy. But all the males seem very...stoic...standoffish. How do I get them into my bed...and get them wrapped around my fingers?

Sincerely,
Trying in Town

Dear Trying,

It is not gonna happen. People who run for that office are strong of both character and mind. However...you might win one or two favors out of them in that fashion...just make sure to get it in writing while you ride them into bliss...because they are notorious for going back on their word.

good luck,
Ivana

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